剛才來了個美國人,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的:

前臺小姐:“hello.”

美國人:“hi.”

前臺小姐:“you have what thing?”

美國人:“can you speak english?”

前臺小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”

美國人:“can anybody else speak english?”

前臺小姐:“you! yourself! look .all people are playing, no people have time,you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

美國人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前臺小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little, you  have what thing?”

美國人:“i want to speak to your head.”

前臺小姐:“head not 在. you tomorrow come!”

美國人吐血。。。