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老師:"一隻盒子有幾條邊? "
學生:"兩條邊∼裡邊和外邊。 "
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老師:"你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有?"
學生:"那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢?"
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老師: "世界上什麼東西最大?"
學生:" 眼皮。"
老師:"為什麼? "
學生:"只要把眼一閉,全世界都被遮住了。 "
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老師: "人的哪一顆牙齒出現得最晚?"
學生: "假牙。"
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教師:"聲音和光,哪個速度快? "
學生:"聲音。"
教師:"你根據什麼說聲音的速度比光快呢?"
學生: "這太簡單了!每當我打開電視機,總是先聽見聲音,后看到畫面。"
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一位化學老師在自己的朋友面前大談氧氣的發現。這位老師說:"氧氣是在 18世紀才被發現的……"
學生:"既然這樣,在此之前,人呼吸什麼呢? "
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在宗教課上,年輕的女教師給學生們虔誠地講述著《聖經》的故事。故事講完之后,她問坐在前排的湯比:"您能告訴我,在獲得上帝寬恕前,我們應該干什麼?"
湯比神情嚴肅地站起來,說: "我們首先應該犯罪。"
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