{原}【〝只因有你↖↙我才會笑〞】{粗口}

[color=Plum]【〝只因有你↖↙我才會笑〞】{粗口/少量18}


女主角：
玲令女...一個唔識笑既人...真到~~有米,,有個哥..友誼第一...FD有事第一個幫..同媚好FD!!

媚:令女...好可愛...好多男仔鐘意..OK有米..同玲系好FD!!友誼第一..FD有有事一定幫~~

珠:同玲好FD..OK令女...

嘉:樣衰...成日系到姣仔,,,OK有米啦....唔鐘意玲佢地...

男主角:
健:好令仔...好有米!!好多女鐘意佢..花心鬼...打架...食煙...串咀...

希:令仔,,,,同健系FD...成日都溝女..花心..打架..食煙...串咀..

賢:好好令仔....系玲個阿哥...好錫玲...玲有咩事一定幫佢..好曳!!有黑底[唔好睇少呀!!]
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癲妹一族就系....玲+媚+珠...
學校聽到呢個名..都驚驚...佢地唔收人既...

[[小時候]][[10歲]]
我:阿哥..我出街呀!!你去唔去呀??

賢:你自己去啦,,,,我要打機呀!!

我就自己出左去....去左籃球場睇人地打波啦....

我見到有一個男仔打波打到好好笑呀!!我就笑左出黎啦....

男仔:你笑咩春呀!!你笑得好Q難睇呀!!死7西...

我比佢咁講一講...就冇笑啦....番到去屋企...

賢:玲..你去左邊到黎呀??

我:冇呀!!去行左一陣呀!!

賢諗:阿妹佢做咩呀!!怪怪地既??佢平時番到黎就會對住我笑嫁??今日冇...

我就走左番間房啦....攞塊鏡出黎啦,,,,

我對住塊鏡笑左一下....望左一望....嚇到塊鏡都跌左落地下打"懶"左...

阿哥佢聽到我間房有聲..就走上黎睇下咩事啦...

賢:阿妹...咩事呀??

我:我冇事呀!!![一諗番岩岩D野..我想笑都笑唔出呀!!]

賢:你嚇死我啦!!!

我:我真系冇事呀!!!

就係咁....我就由呢日開始笑都未笑過呀!!加上唔知笑系點笑呀!!![/color]

[[i] 本帖最後由 aszxyoyo 於 2008-4-12 11:49 PM 編輯 [/i]]

好好睇呀,
但係呀玲佢咁就唔識笑,
咁就慘左d lo~

好睇:>
十卜:s1x77Wz:

[c=21]好好睇a

幾時po下

個個男仔咁話a玲,,,令到佢唔知咩笑,,,好衰a個個男仔[/c]

[color=PaleGreen]今日就係９月１號既大日子啦!!!

我約左媚仲有珠佢地一齊番學啦,,,因為我地3個轉去同一間學校....

我地3個系之前間中學就有癲妹一族呢個名...因為我地系學校,,,有時做d野好鬼傻嫁....咩事都可以笑一餐嫁!!

我地3個都未入學校d人就係咁講我地啦!!

女a:佢地邊個黎嫁...個樣甘串既??

男a:哇,,佢地好令女呀!!!佢地做到我條女就好啦....

媚:你地覺唔覺呢間學d人好白痴呀??

珠:係呀!!冇理佢地嫁啦!!我地去搵miss嫁啦!!

搵完miss就去課室啦!!!

miss lo:我今年就係你班主任啦,,,,仲有今日有3個新生呀!!!

男a:一早就知啦..仲好令女添呀!!

女a:令女又點呀??

miss lo:3位同學入黎呀!!介紹一下自己呀??

我:hi...你地叫我玲就ok嫁啦!![好cool]

媚:我叫媚同玲系fd呀!!![笑左一笑]

珠:叫我做珠就得嫁啦!!

之後老師就"釣"位啦!!

x玲  xx
珠x  媚x
xx   xx

到左小息啦!!!成男仔就走過黎啦....

男a:玲玲呀!!!我你放學得唔得呀!!

男b:媚媚你呢??我地一齊去行街囉....

男c:珠珠我去睇劇囉??

男d:玲玲呀!!今日一齊食飯呀??

冇啦啦我格個個男仔.....

xx:你地收聲啦,,好嘈呀!!你知唔知嘈到我訓教呀??[同d男仔講]

男abcd:sor....[淆地甘走左]

媚+珠:唔該你呀!![笑左一笑]

玲:thx你呀!![cool]

媚:玲..你唔好咁啦成日都係咁呀!!你笑下啦!!

玲:媚你又唔系唔知我...你識我果中我就唔識得笑嫁啦!!

珠:算啦...

xx佢就聽到曬我地講d野啦.....

xx:哈哈,,,,估唔到你唔識笑呀!!!今次有野玩啦!!!

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到底xx係邊個黎嫁??
佢會點對玲佢呀??
下集講..癲妹一族佢地同學校大姐既一戰呀!!![/color]

[color=Pink][[小息完]]

我就番左去個位到坐啦,,,,

xx:e...咩你咁快番黎呀!!![佢冇啦啦吱我啦,,,]

玲:你做咩q呀?[好大聲]

xx:冇呀!!睇下你驚唔驚姐!![估唔到佢真系唔識笑嫁!!]

珠:你算啦..你點整佢都唔會笑嫁啦!![細聲同xx佢講啦,,,,]

媚:你叫咩名呀??

xx:你叫我做bb我嫁啦!!!lunch一齊食呀??

珠+媚:好呀!!![嘻]

冇啦啦有條女走過黎啦...

女a:你地3個死8婆呀??

女b:你溝我地嘉姐佢條仔..你未死過呀??

玲:下....bb係佢條仔...[指住嘉]唔系掛..

嘉:咁又點呀!!你米同我離bb佢遠d呀!!

媚:好...難呀!!![行過去bb佢到啦!!拖住bb佢][嘻]

珠:想同我地搶bb佢...no呀!![話去攪住bb]][嘻]

bb諗:哇,,有兩大令女..攪住呀!!正呀!![好姦]

玲:我同你講你你快d走開呀!!唔系唔好怪我米呀??

嘉:你死啦..同一個唔識笑既人講,,,曬氣

玲:你講咩話??[發惡]

媚+珠:大獲啦今次.....[放開左bb]

bb:有咩咁大獲呀??[做咩放開姐]

珠:媚你打比賢佢先呀!!我去阻止玲佢呀!!

媚:ok呀!!

冇人理到bb佢講d野呀!!!

媚:賢,,死啦...玲佢又黎啦...

賢:係邊到呀??

媚:課室呀!!

賢:咁好呀!!我以家黎呀!!

[[我]]

玲:你有本黎就講多次呀!!睇下會點呀??[癲中..]

珠:嘉你收啦!!你仲唔快d走人...

嘉:我叫左又點呀??你話走就走嫁啦!!!唔識笑既8婆玲.......[系到笑9我]

玲:丫.....[沖左話去嘉到]

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到底嘉佢點呀??
我沂左過去做咩呀??
賢佢落左黎之後見到d咩呀???[/color]

如果你地想睇就
十卜十卜啦
唔該呀-3333-''
哈哈哈哈哈

我要睇下,,,
十卜死你哇∼Ｘ〕〕‘‘

玲係咪要同佢隻抽啊...

十卜你啊..

[color=Magenta]

我咩野都冇講都...我就係咁打嘉佢呀!!!

bb:哇,,,會唔會攪出人命嫁??

媚:可能會嫁啦...

bb:咁你仲唔叫住佢??

珠:叫到既話我地一早去左叫啦,,,洗企左係到睇戲咩??[好串]

bb比珠佢串到冇聲出呀!!

媚:仲有...邊個行過,,佢就打邊個嫁啦...

點知嘉佢d靚就行左過去幫嘉佢諗住....點知都比玲佢打啦....

玲打到嘉佢就黎死死下咁...賢佢就黎到左啦...

媚:賢..你快d啦...就死人啦...

賢:點會咁嫁??

珠:我地遲d同你講呀!!!

賢:玲.....唔打啦...[行左過去]

賢佢就去拉開左我啦....佢就攬住左我啦....

賢:玲...你睇下我系邊個呀???

我:賢哥哥??

賢:你唔好再打佢地啦..你睇打到佢地死死下咁啦.....[好溫柔]

我:好啦....

賢:你地仲唔走...係米想比人打多次呀??[好惡]

嘉佢地走人...玲打到佢地流曬血!!面仲.."種"左呀!!

賢:到底咩事呀???

媚:嘉佢話玲呀!!!

賢:哦哦!!!玲冇事嫁啦...唔好番學啦...我同你番屋企啦!!

我:好呀!!

我就同賢哥哥佢走左人啦......

bb:賢係玲佢邊個呀??

珠:咩你唔知咩??賢佢係阿哥呀!!每次玲佢變成咁...都係賢佢攪點嫁...因為玲癲個只有賢佢唔會打....

bb:下...點解既??

珠:呢d野我點知姐......

[[屋企]]

賢:你睇你呀!!!塊面呀!![幫我]

我:賢哥哥...好對唔住呀!!我唔想嫁??

賢:唔緊要呀!!以家冇事就得嫁啦!!你番房休息下先啦..我煮d野比你食呀!!

我:好呀!!

賢諗:點解...玲佢會咁呀!!到底邊個攪到佢咁呀!!!比我知道左...我一定唔會放過佢呀!!

估唔到...就系因為佢小時候個句令到玲佢咁呀!!!

仲要係一有人話佢系唔識笑既人....佢就癲左咁呀!!!!慘囉....

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下集有新人出場呀!!
你地估下系邊個呀!!
又會發生d咩呀!!
[/color]

你地十卜十卜...
我p0st唔p0st好呀`!? -*''

十卜十卜,
唔好唔post呀,
好好睇呀~
快dpost啦~

[color=Red]點解次次都係得一個人回架`?!
嗚嗚.......[/color][color=Plum]==========================
[[早上]]

我訓過頭呀!!!今次慘啦....遲到啦....我就啦啦林咁跑番去學校啦!!!

好彩....仲有唔少既同學同我一齊遲到姐...但係唔知佢地做咩...一見到我就咁驚呀!!

可能系琴日果件事啦....><

我冇理到啦..就沖左番課室啦...系入左門口...撞到一個人....

我:丫...[跌到]

XX:你老味呀!!!

我:我唔小心姐..洗唔洗話我老味呀??

XX:咁又點呀??我係話呀!!你吹呀!![好串個樣]

MISS LO:好啦....玲你番去自己個位呀!!!

我:我算比面MISS唔同你嘈.....[COOL]

MISS LO:好啦,,,你地一睇就知啦...我地有新同學呀!!

岩岩個男仔...

XX:你地好呀!!我叫做希呀!!

XXA:我叫做阿健呀!!!

MISS LO:咁好啦...你地兩個想坐邊到坐住邊到啦!!!

健+希:好呀!!!

MISS LO:今堂自修呀!!![走左人]

希佢就慢慢咁行過黎啦,,,,,,,

希:咁我就同你坐啦....

我:唔得喎....我同健佢坐都唔知你呢D咁既人坐呀!![拉左呀健佢坐底]

希:算....健咁我一陣搵你呀!!!

健:OK....

我:SOR...冇啦啦拉你坐底....

健:唔緊要呀!!!你地得番兩個!!希佢坐個個仲要系姣西系到...我THX你就算啦...拉我坐底....[嘻]

我:哦哦!!![COOL]

[[小息]]

媚:玲..你就好啦...比你識左兩條令仔..

珠:米系囉...咁係米介紹比你D姐妹識下先??

玲:冇所謂呀!!!

健+希佢冇啦啦行過黎啦...

希:死野...[拍我膊頭]

我:點呀??

希:哇...咁多令女呀!!!不如一陣LUNCH一齊食呀??

媚+珠:好呀!!

我:唔好呀!同你食我冇咩胃口呀!!

希:車...同我呢個令仔食你都話冇胃口.....健咁你呢??

健:我唔去啦..你自己同佢地去啦...

希:咁好啦.....兩位令女...我地一陣一齊去嫁啦??

媚:冇咩問題呀!!![有少少開心]

我啤左希佢一下就走左人啦.....就得番希同媚仲有珠佢系到呀!!!健佢就唔知死左去邊到呀!!!

我就自己一個人上左去天台啦......點知見,,,一點我唔想見到既野...

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到底系D咩呀??

LUNCH有D發生左呀!!

咁又系咩事呀?[/color]

[color=Navy]點知比我見到一D唔想見到既野呀!!

就係見到健佢係天台到同條女係到扑野呀!!!!

我:SOR.....阻住你....[仲以為你冇希佢咁衰呀!對知你仲衰過呀!!!]

我就走左番落去啦.....

[[健]]

健:算啦,,,唔攪啦..你走人啦!!![今次死得次多啦....]

[[課室]]

珠:玲你去左邊到呀???

我:我去左WC姐!![COOL]

媚:咁就好啦,,我地幾擔心你呀!!!

我:傻既....洗咩擔心呀??[都係COOL]

呢個時候健佢番到黎啦...

希:健...你死左去邊到呀??

健:冇野呀!!!

我同希佢冇嘈到啦....

[[LUNCH]]

希:兩位令女我地去食LUNCH囉??

媚+珠:好呀!![就同左希佢啦]

課室就得番我同健佢啦....

我想走人果時...健佢冇啦啦拉住我啦...

我:你放你隻臭手呀!!![FING開左+COOL]

健:唔係你見到咁嫁???

我:係唔係都同我冇關係呀!!![走左人]

我就走左去搵賢哥哥佢啦......點知去到見到佢同條女嘈緊..

我就行過去啦...

我:賢做咩呀??

賢:冇事呀!!你搵我做咩呀??[同玲講野好溫柔]

條女:佢係邊個呀??

賢:呢D野唔洗係理呀!!!

條女:咁佢姐系你條女啦??[想打我]

點知有個人捉住左條女隻手......

我望一望,,,,點知佢就係.....

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果個人到底系邊個呢??[/color]條女同賢佢之後點呀???

好睇ar...
十卜十卜...
千奇5好停post ar...=v= ' '

好好睇呀,
快dpost啦,
唔好唔post呀~

[color=PaleGreen]我望一望點知係健佢呀!!

健:你做咩Q呀!!你想打佢..你問過我未呀??

條女:佢搶我條仔呀!!!

玲:我邊Q到有搶呀!!!你知唔知賢佢係我邊個呀???

賢:你米系我條女囉....你走啦,,我同你冇可能啦...

健:你聽唔聽到呀!!叫你走人呀!!

條女淆底走左人啦....

玲:賢哥哥你做咩呀???

賢:你幫下我姐..得唔得呀??

玲:冇話唔得呀!!

賢:呢個你男朋友呀??

玲:佢就想呀!!

健:幾想嫁...[嘻]

賢:不過佢都唔錯呀!!!

玲:下..佢唔錯..唔系掛...[扮嘔]

健:講笑...佢呢D咁既人我先唔要呀!![講大話]

賢:嘻....

賢:玲你搵我做咩呀??

玲:食LUNCH呀!!!

賢:咁好呀!!一齊呀!!![好健講]

健:人地唔LIKE呀!!

賢:點會呀!!系米呀妹??

玲:係呀!!![無奈]

賢:你叫咩名呀??

健:健呀!!!

之後佢地鬼死甘好聽呀!!!唔理我呀!!!!

食完LUNCH都冇理過我呀!!!

玲:你地唔洗理我啦,,,只系自己傾呀!!![發脾氣+走左人]

賢+健:妹....(玲)

我冇理佢地呀!!得叫佢地唔理我呀!!!

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到底賢同健佢會點做呀??

我又會唔會嬲佢地呀??[/color]

好好睇呀,
快dpost啦,
唔該你呀~

好好睇丫..
10卜u

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